"If I could take one thing back I would write the perfect song for you"

And apparently Max Bemis, of Say Anything, IS.  If only I had $150 to blow... I would totally let Max try his hand at any number of random events in my life. :P

Say Anything - Max Bemis Song Shop | MerchDirect.com 

In an effort to minimize the gap between music listeners and performers, take up time on warped tour, and find some solution for the fact that anyone can download any of his gosh-darn albums for free, Max came up with a predictably crazy idea in a haze of sleeping medication...